Dave Barry's Blog: WE HOPE HE HAD LEGAL BRIEFS

I imagine at 51 the gentleman needed extra-large pants to maintain his street credibility while pandering.

In almost unrelated news the young lady from North Carolina in the story about distracted workers seems to have forgotten that when standing the legs go on the bottom. I do not understand how anyone who does not know how limbs work managed to make it into college.

Posted by: max | March 06, 2012 at 01:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@ligirl's ... um ... "pronunciationalismness" ...

Posted by: O the Umanity | March 06, 2012 at 04:30 PM

I'm sure his lawyer argued that in his client's native country of Clevelandia, dropping one's pants is a sign of honor and respect.

Posted by: Wolfsong | March 06, 2012 at 05:02 PM

another example of the penal (pun) system going soft...

"pants Falling down" in prison is a sexual come-on...

Posted by: funny man | March 06, 2012 at 07:50 PM

Source: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2012/03/we-hope-he-had-legal-briefs.html

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